While there’s something ridiculous about all these stories in this week’s handful, each one relates to a bigger story about the state of China—and are worth paying attention to. Read on for recent tales that you can relate to family and friends wondering what’s going on in a place where government covets control.
Minions work for the CCP
Minions: The Rise of Gru premiered in China with a different ending than what the rest of the world saw. Subtitled still images in the closing credits sequence inform audiences that the protagonist Gru “eventually became one of the good guys” while his mentor Wild Knuckles was locked up in prison for 20 years.
The opposite of a furnace
“Cave hotpot” is what locals are calling peppery bubbling tabletop broth currently being served this summer in Chongqing air raid shelters that date back to the Second World War. The heatwave in one of China’s four “furnace” cities has sent locals to seek out dining in a cool environment that contrasts with the punishing temperatures outside.
Still fishing for coronavirus
Viral videos showed hazmat-suited health workers approaching fish, crabs and shrimp with cotton swabs in order to test them for COVID-19 in the latest extreme example of China trying to contain the coronavirus. Fishermen in Xiamen were ordered to bring in their catches to receive a mouth swab.
27 punishments over this
Primary school textbook cartoons that Chinese state media described as “ugly, racist, spooky and sexually suggestive“ have now been replaced after 350 specialists reviewed about 2,000 books—which resulted in a reported 27 people punished in some fashion. (The replacement illustrations drew social media praise for being “beautifully drawn.”)
The smearing in a sanctuary
“Aren’t pandas afraid?” was the hashtag that appeared on Chinese social media due to an influencer drawing attention to employees at a nature reserve in Sichuan province wearing waste-filled suits. The suits are worn towards reducing human interaction to zero before the pandas are released in the wild without people.